gerominoooo:

omg i love people that have an unexpected aspect to them

like some girl you know who wears light pastel or polkadot dresses who is actually hardcore into classic rock

or a really loud, obnoxious, athletic swaggy boy who’s favorite show is doctor who

or even a really quiet, awkward girl who makes a lot of penis jokes

i love those people

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab, via likeagreenfairy)

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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unfreezes:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

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dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

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mypocketshurt90:

thiswildheartofmine:

justimprobable:

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS

yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

We’re concerned.

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat, via justanalienlikeyou)

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via camelaanderson)