accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

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poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

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trunkxxx:

if this gets 1,000 notes i will get a bowlcut if it gets 5,000 notes i will dye my bowlcut purple

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oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via my-moral-foundation)

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

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